Joke de jour!

[bangersandsnatch]

A young traveller girl is about to get married so her mother says to her "Emerald, you do realise that when you're married, your husband will want to stick his most prized possession in to where you piss, dont you?"

The daughter replies "Shut up ma, how the fuck is he going to fit his transit van in the sink?"

[bangersandsnatch]

Asda just called me, apparently there is some one drunk, smoking a joint, wearing a thong whilst riding a plastic reindeer. I'll come and get you but this shit HAS TO STOP NOW!!

[bertiebiggins]

I've just got a Jehovahs Witness advent calendar, every time you open a door someone tells you to FUCK OFF!